its been two years since i last wrote in this, ive changed A LOT , my life has too, and my friends. lets see if i keep writing in this

wow okay
heres the reason i havent updated
1 ive been busy and tired with all the sports ive been playin that i come home and just sleep so basically i havent been ON the computer lately, the computers just BEEN on. so yea
im not gunna be writing in here often for a while
later

im too lazy to write in here sry
ill write later

ariight yall
i REALLY wanna play soccer but i gotta sell sum

CARWASH TICKETS

I think theyre

$5.00

each
Alicia, i kno u wanna get ur car washed by the boys soccer team.
so u need yall help to sell these ticketz
out the message out to all ur friends
cuz i kno i cant sell these tickets to my friends cuz no guy wants sum other guy to wash his car cuz thats just fagety
iight so now to my day
yesterday was boiring thas why i didnt update
today i had psats and they were hard as shyt
well not reall hard but just confusing
and i might as well have left all the reading questions blacnk cuz i lost a 1/4 of a point for evry multiple choice i got wrong
so yea anyway
after the test we had lunch
and me scott porter sean and paul went to CiCis to eat then we dropped off sean and scott at school and went over to scotts gf's house,christina, in davie cuz mikes grl,sarah, was there
so she lives in wut i call the DAVIE ACRES
but it doesnt even compare to plantation acres
theyre properties are fuckin huge
anyway
we went and she has a dog named chester
its a little dog that looks like a jack russel
its fuckin crazy as shyt
like i pet it under tha chin and it starts barking at me
then it grabs christinas sock and runs around in a circle for like an hour
anyway
i whooped christina up in pool
then i whooped paul up in pacman cuz shes got like an arcade and shyt its awsome
then we sat around and talked about the psats
then i showed off my dance skills in their room i was dancin like them black grls do w00t
so yea
we left like around 210 and came back to school
i went to soccer practice and i did awsome today
so yea i gotta sell tickets for 5 dollars each so put out the message to everyone

ok so this is the shortest entry ill ever write
my baseball teams on a 3 game winning streak
thats the most weve had this summer
i saw trevor from my first period class at sunset park today
and i saw matt carter at church and hes not even catholic
thats it
bye

eyy yall wusup
i didnt update yesterday cuz i was a lil tired last night
so anyway here goes
i woke up yesterday arund 12
i was gunna go play soccer with ryan but it started raining and after that lightning incident with those kids from monarch i dont want to take my chances
so i stayed home and my bro made sum burgers
yea anyway i ate taco bell for lunch and then i took off around 430 to the school for the hurricane relief concert. anyway i got there and we set up and shyt and i played the piano a little
then when the showtime got close
they put me as security guard and i went around checking to see if ppl had payed
yea so then the show started and i was backstage and i had to play the piano for the slideshow and everyone said i did great but i hit one sour note
and i was all cool and refreshed and not nervous at all until that sour note
and i felt all the heat in my body start rising
but i recovered
so yea anyway
ppl said i did really good and this grl was about to cry i heard
and ashley was tellin me how like 10 grls were saying "omg hes like omg so cute playin the piano" but she didnt tell me who. damn ashley thanx a lot gosh
so yea then the show started and the only good acts they had were
ross's "Rocket Baby Dolls" which was the name of his band and to every white person in the rooms surprise all the black ppl were "getting crunk" as they say
it was wierd seein black ppl like rock music
and Chantals song that she sang
Sophies Song
and megan playing the guitar
and all the ladies that sung were awsome but the ignorant ass niggers were fucking fighting and up and talking and when the grls finished they felt so bad and they strted crying
and i felt really bad for them
but hey wut can u do
niggers will be niggers u kno? u just have to ignore them cuz a lot of ppl thought they did great
then the intermission came and i went and found steph and john and jourdain and i talked to them for a while then i went outside and i saw mike millana
omg he got sooooo skinny
but anywho
i talked to lylah and katie and a whole bunch of ppl and then the second half started
the teachers and dance students led it off and the dance grls had these really sexy tight pants on and OMG did i wish i had a camera with me
it was great
then sum of the black dance teams went and i was gettin crunk in the back of the stage and everyone was like omg jay u should go out there and start dancing with them
but yea i got crunk go me
then i went and sat with steph for like the rest of the show and omg it was so hot in the auditorium and i found out that sumone had turned the air off
fucking idiots
so the show ended and i went and helped put the speakers down and load them into the truck
and they had wheels so me and chantal were surfing them
ha!
it was awsome
yea anyway
i found a rose and gave to chantal u kno as a joke and said u were phenominal tonight
and she takes the rose slaps me with it...asks whose it is....and then gives it to garret
wut a bitch
i mean
i try and do sumthing nice for her and she throws it back in my face
w/e
steph had to leave and i gave her a piggy back ride to the door and her dad got really pissed
o well
hehehe
yea anywase
i came home and talked to sasha and steph a little
then went to sleep.....
i woke up and it was saturday which is today
and it was like 11 in the morning
and i had a baseballl game
and i didnt want to go
but i decided to go anyways
and my mom fixed us breakfast which was delicous
sausage
bacon
eggs
and pancakes
AWSOME
i loved it
thanx mom
anyway
me n my bro wen to the game
and we were playin hollywood hills
which they suck by the way
so i knew we were gunna win
last year our JV team beat them and we played like shyt
so we had a double header
and we whooped them 10 zip the first one
and the second one i left early but i heard we beat them agian
so yea
during the second game
i stepped into the box
and did the TIGER WOODS PGA GOLF TOUR commercial thing
where the guy starts shaking?
yea
and everyone was laughing
it was hilarious
even the pitcher started laughing
so yea
then i came home
and i took a shower and wen to pick my dad up at the airport
we picked him up
came home
and he had brought like a shytload of steak
chicken
pork
sausage
cheese
and a lot of other mshyt u can think of
and we pigged out
we turned the BBQ on and fucking layed everything on on it
so yea the food today was awsome
then i got ready to go ice skatin
and my bro took me to jourdains house and we went from there
i didnt think sasha and steph were gunna show
but when i saw mike at outside when we got there
i knew they would
so yea
i skated with steph the whole night and she got better
she got faster
but she still wasnt fast enough to kick it into fifth gear with me
we tried it but she fell
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anyway
yea after like around 11 we got off and just hung out
sasha and steph promised me a threesum
but their lying asses pussied out
they got me all excited for nuthing
whores!
anyway
i could have asked steph out tonight
it would have been perfect cuz we were tlakin all night and we were skatin together holdin hands and shyt and we basically looked like we were goin out
but the fact of the matter is
i dont want a gf right now
we can just be really good friends
its okay steph
i still love u
so yea
then steph left
and sasha wouldnt get her fat ass of me and i had to leave cuuz my brother was getting pissed
o yea
IM A SEXY SARCASTIC ASSHOLE according to sasha and steph
cool
anyway
i came home and found my new bed frame already installed
but everything in my room moved around and not how i wanted it
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oo wel
its good for now
so yea
that was my weekend so far and now i have another baseball game tomorow
peace yall




ps:i post w/e the fuck i want on here even if its personal shyt cuz i really dont give a fuck
ooo and
this was another long entry sorry
read if u want and good luck

bye bitches

wow so today was actually pretty cool this morning started off wierd cuz i woke up and the sun wasnt visible and when i got to school it was still dark n ms marglins class all we did was go over our test papers and take notes on chapter 3 then i had cutbertson the faget but he wasnt there today this sub was there and she looked like she had just gotten out of school she tried to take control sooo bad but did i listen to her? hell no i defied that bitch cuz she aint my teacher she has no authority over me all shes there to do is babysit but she didnt understand that so i made her day a living hell first i totally disrupted the quiet article that we were supposed to be reading for 20 minutes its pointless to read an article on buisness when ur in computer class plus no one absorbed any information while they read it so they had to go back and read it again so i told her it was pointless to read this stupid article for twentie minutes and she took it away and gave me the wrksheet so i asked for the article back and she didnt give it so i went up to her and asked her if she was following directions and she said yea that i refused to do the assignment and it said to do the assignment on the teacher plans so i told her that reading for twenty minutes isnt an assignment and how would she kno if i read it or not anyway so then i asked her if it was in the teacher plans too take away our paper and not let us do the assignment and she said it didnt matter cuz she was in charge so i basically got under her skin really bad and i told her that she shouldnt get that in charge thing into her head cuz that doesnt mean anything if ur a sub all ur supposed to do is follow directions and if u cant do that then u shouldnt be teaching and that my grade shouldnt ssuffer becuz sum ametuer doesnt kno wut shes doing and she went to call security but the bell rang fucking bitch wut now fuckker suck my cock yeaaaaaaaa i won that fight whore anwyay .....damn i just cliked sumthing and my thing changed so i dunno how its gunna turn out now...anyway yea on with my day...i went to 6th period after thtat where i came late cuz its completely oppisite of ends of the school like longways and wideways so its like diagonally oppisite so i got there late and the teachers like go to lock out and i was like oo miss u didnt hear theres no lock out today cuz of the scedule and how they mixed it up and shes like o really okay wel then u have a detentiona dnthen i came up witht this sob story about how my ankle hurt and my class was completely at the other side of the school and shes like fine dont serve it so i  got away witht that one too i read in her class the whole time about this book called the good earth or sumthing    its soo boring and i hate it . like i cant read more htan 15 pgs a day and she wants us to be at chapter 11 by monday and we cant take the book home with us so theres no way that ill be there by monday but anyway after her class i went to walkers and we didnt do shyt in his class it was awsome this grl gave me sum cereal and i rememberd that mari was asking for cereal in 3rd period so i saved her a bit and wrote a pointless little note and put it in the bag    so his class ended and i walked out to my car and it started raining and i waited for paul to bring me my skates cuz he was supposed to drop em off but he never came so i went to the gym and played in the dodgeball tournament and we would have won if the football team didnt cheat so much...typical niggers...anyway we got second place cuz they cheated but who cares they didnt win anythin more special than we did plus ITS THE ONLY THING THEYRE GUNNA WIN THIS SEASON soooo yea...after that i went to the auditorium and ppl were rehearsing for the hurricane relief concert and theyre were sum good and bad acts but anyway i went last and i had to make up a song on the piano for the slideshow that fogarty was gunna play about the hurricane ... everyone said i did good so im not gunna wry tomorow but i still dont want to perform infront of everyone..w/e i stayed afterward and help set up with the lights and get the stage redy and shyt and ended up coming home at like 5. i fell asleep for about 15 minutes and then went to CCD to teach these little fuckers about religion . i get service hours for that soo its all good  paul stopped by and left my skates(i dunno why i put that it was really randomn) but anyway then i watfched a lil tv for bit and now im in here and im typing a nother long ass entry

MARI SAYS MY ENRTIES ARE REALLY RANDOMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AND I AGREE!!!!!!BUT W/E

BYE

wsup yall
im so out of it right now
so i guess ill write i my journal
today school w as okay like evry other day
insteaad i got locked out first period aso ms goodwin sent me out
so i stayed in the cafeteria until 8 when they passed out the attendance sheet
and i signed my nname so they couldnt read it
then i asked the dude in charge if i could use the bathroom
so i left and went o ms goodwins room
and turned in my wrk and she asked me if i had a pass for her
and i told her yes and asked if she wanted to see it and she said it was okay
hahaha
i got away with it
yea so anyway ntuhinh special in 3rd nor 4th nor 5th nor 6th nor 7th
so i had wieght training today
nuthin special there
then i went to the baseball field to play catch a lil
then i came home
ate sum burgers
and heres the interesting part
i was watching smallvill on abc
and i fell asleep
and when i woke up
the channel was on sci fi talkin about how ghost do things to get ur attention
and the remote was on the desk and no one was home
it was freaky
so yea
thats it
im done
peace

lets see
i didnt update yesterday
oo well
anyway
yesterday at school i didnt have 3rd hour
it was awsome i hate that class
but in fourth hour i got the greatesst idea
me and my friends are gunna make my teacher a myspace
oh! and i got a hundred on the test i took for math but i dunno wut i got on my chemistry test
anywho
im playing at the hurricane relief concert
its affical
but dont tel no one
its our little secret
only the ones who read this can kno
promise?
pleeeeeease
cuz i have to playt a 5 min song off the top of my head while the ppl are watching a slideshow so if i mess up and kill the mood then ppl are gunna kno who it is
n e ways
yesterday i made sasha late so she couldnt go to stephanies house
and we were gunna go watch a movie but then mike couldnt go so sasha didnt want to go and i dunno wut happened
so were goin on thursday instead
last night i found out that sashas a little slut that fucks a lot
or thats wut stephanie says
but i dont believe it
STEPH U BETTER NOT BE READING TO SASHA
IF SHE WANTS TO KNO WUT I WRITE SHE SHOULD READ IT HERSELF
pshhhhh losers..
j/k
so yea last night we got into this big ass fight about that and i was kidding the whole time
i fell asleep last night like around i dunno 11 maybe
i was tired
and this morning i woke up at 10 but i couldnt feel my body so i didnt get up till like 12
i ate sum breakfast
ha i ate tuna for breakfast im such a loser
anyways
then i went to bretts house to finish up this project for manchesters class
and i watched the season premiere of smallville which he taped
came home and it ws raining and right now theres not anything interesting goin on
so yea
no point in reading this
bye

yaaa sooooo
today i woke up late and let me tell u
IT FELT FUUCKING AWSOME
anway i woke up
and i worked on my room the whole day basically
i put up sum blinds and put up a punching bag
moved sum stuff around and w/e
okay i watched 40 days and 40 nights today
awsome movie
then i went out and played soccer at the park a little cuz i needa practice if i wanna make the team
so yea i came back and took a shower then i got ready and headed to church
i saw this grl there and she was walkin down the stairs and we make eye contact and she goes
"hey! ur porters friend right?"
and in my head im GOD!!!!! die bitch wtf how do u not know my goddamn name!!!! ahhhhhh
fuckin bitch
and i say "yea" and she smiled and that was it
but shyt
wtf
ppl have problems
they either kno me as
porters friend
or jasons little brother
i have a fucking name
if u cant remember it then just dont even say hi
geez
anyway
i hung around outside for a while with ryan and my brother
and then we went to this little building they have which is the schools cafeteria
i go to st gregorys byt the way for church
and they had candy and cookies and all sorts of awsome shyt
so i took a napkina and atarted to add shyt
i took sum cookies put them in the napkin
grabbed a couple of candy bars stuck those in my pockets
poured sum gatorade which by the way reminds me of my sciennce project that didnt go so well last night
i was testing the effect of electrolites on liqour
it was great
i didnt get dehydrated but i got tipsy as hell
so anyway
i headed out and came home
took the garbage and dropped it off at my grandmas
then i wen to publix and me n my bro saw pat salet
wut a loser
we didnt even make eye contact with him
he was comin up to our car and my brother just drove off
so yea
we came home
and my brother made a couple of burgers while me n my parents watched sum vacation cideos from like 5 years ago
i used o be good at hoola hooping
AWSOME
anyway
i talked to a couple of ppl online and i found out how to do sum shyt with away messages ha! great shyt
anyway then i went and started watching dave artells insomniac tour
fuckin dane cook yo
he is one funny ass dude
damn
the man cracked me up
its like once he gets u goin ur not gunna shut up
so yea it just ended and that was pretty much my day
i didnt do any hw cuz u know
hw is POINTLESS
so yea
ill talk to yal later